Rachel : Oh my god. This is bad, very bad
Chandler : What happened? Did your boss die to Corona
Rachel : I wish, instead I am laid off. They no longer want me back when the office reopens. And I don’t get the salary any more and now I can’t find any new job
Joey : Now you know my pain. No job and no salary
Phoebe : Thank god I don’t have a job to get laid off
Chandler : No one can fire you if you don’t have a job in the first place. Intelligent.
Monica : I doubt people would eat at any restaurant ever again. I might lose my job as well
Ross : Come on guys, it’s not the end of the world. These Pandemics are common and the Human race surviving from pandemics is also common. Don’t you guys know about the deadly plague in 1920s
Chandler : We weren’t born then Ross
Ross : Neither Am I. In fact there are quite a few Pandemics in Human history. Archeological evidences shows pandemics dated as far as 3000 B.C
Chandler : Ross, Let’s deal with one Pandemic at a time.
Joey : Come on it’s interesting let him complete
Chandler looks at Joey : You getting interested in history would itself be a pandemic.
Phoebe : Come on Chandler history is interesting. Ross you continue
Monica : Why don’t you just skip to the part how those were ended
Ross : You might not like my answer
Phoebe : That’s ok, we don’t like many things, for example your hair gel
Ross : Ok, don’t talk about my hair style
Joey : Come on Ross, tell us how this will end
Ross : Ok, the initial Pandemics ended because no one else is left to die.
Joey : So we are all going to die? I thought out eating quite a few thing before I die
Phoebe : It’s ok Joey. You can die and still be eating in hell
Chandler : So you say that the human race is going to be wiped out because we couldn’t be less than 6 feet close to someone?
Ross : Wait, that was a few thousand years ago. Then after a few years they invented Isolation or Quarantine like what we are doing right now . They would isolate people suffering from disease so that they don’t spread it to others.
Chandler : Ross, next time you sneeze, we will just isolate you
Ross : After a few years, they invented Vaccines, which are best. So this could end in any one of the above ways.
Rachel : I wish someone comes up with a Vaccine quickly
Chandler : Joey why don’t you work on it?
Joey : If I ever have to work on a vaccine, it would be on how to eat more food
Monica : Speaking of food, let’s eat our dinner
And everyone gathers around the dining table to have their food.
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